My best friend Tashuna

"Daddy.. where is my tashuna?" tanya puteri bongsu

"Haaa???" ayahanda blurrr..

"where is my tashuna" ulang puteri sekali lagi.

"haaa???" ayahanda masih blurr.. "what is that?"

"my tashuna.. ta-shu-na! silly daddy" puteri dah mula fed-up.

"mamiii..." ayahanda call talian hayat.

Dari dapur bonda jampuk "kat bawah bottom baby kot"

"yeyy.. found it! my stinky tashuna.. hmm.. hmm.. hmm" jerit puteri sambil tak renti-renti cium bantal busuk banga dia.

[Bonda: nama manja best fren baby]

Putera Wing & Putera Wong

Robert, owner-designer-architect-builder Lakeland Miniature Village dtg dekat putera tunggal dan bersuara:

"do u know why they dont use phone in china?"

putera tersengih dan cakap tak.

Mat saleh tu tersenyum dan tambah "you know mr wing and mr. wong? they afraid they wing a wong number."

kehkehkeh... putera terkekeh2. pastu si robert tu suruh plak putera ulang joke tu kat semua.

[bonda: naper pulak putera yg ditegurnya?]

Ucapan besday ke-10 Putera Sulong

ayahanda:

>> hello badder..

>> you now 10 yrs old.

>> stop making faces when we asked you to pray.. if you do, now i'll rotan you.

>> semayang dah tak payah tunggu mama and abah suruh lagi.

>> tak sah wat muka bila kami ajak kuar umah.. ikut ajer.

>> although you're getting more hensem.. you're still 2nd after me. *grinned*

>> you might want to get married now.. but most importantly you must get sunat first. *grinned*

putera sulong:

>> abah!! you sound like uncle sohaimi now!

ayahanda:

>> nop! he's old. i'm still young.

[Bonda: ada-ada ajer]

Shu-shu peceng!

"shu-shu!" jerit puteri bongsu.

"sebok!" balas bonda.

Alih-alih ayahanda yang men-saksi kejadian ketawa terkekek-kekek tengok telatah puteri dia.

Ceritanya bonda tengah nak train puteri bongsu tido malam takyah pakai pampers.. tp camana nak buat minum susu botol makin menjadi-jadi plak. skrg ni tak kira masa asal tgk bonda.. ke dapur - ke bilik.. mintak tol - susu dlm botol.

"mami.. daddy's laughing at me" puteri pekup muka ngan bantal busyuk.

"no baby.. i'm laughing at myself" ayahanda jawab tergelak2 kecik.

"why?" tanya puteri nak tahu gak.

Bonda tengok ayahanda masih tersengih2.

"ni musti teringat cerita 'peceng' ni.. dah la muka pon sebijik ct nayli.

perangai pon terikut" telah bonda.

[Bonda: peceng = 10sen]