Almost 4 year old's mind
"you not my friend.. daddy not my friend.." puteri bongsu bergaduh dgn kami. tak kira masa nak aiskrim. kalau tak bagi macam ni lah perangai dia.
"i am not baby.. i am 4 years old now" bentak puteri bongsu lagi bila bonda cuba pujuk dgn nama baby.
"i dont want to live in this house.. i want new family.. mummy and daddy don't love me anymore.. i want to go to anis' house" terkedu bonda dan ayahanda. si puteri sulong dan puteri tengah tersengih2 nak tergelak. tahu pon yg adik dia ni kelakar.
"don't pujuk me.. i want new family now" wah-wah! semakin melebih pulak si kenit ni. dari mana idea ni dtg pon kami tak tau. takde lain ni musti terlebih pengaruh tv.
tp ayahanda tak mati akal. pakai ilmu mullah tokcik katanya.
"Kakcik.." ayahanda panggil puteri tengah. "go get baby's clothes. put them in a big bag. i'm sending baby to anis' house because she doesn't love us anymore"
Kemudian ayahanda tengok puteri bongsu.
"i'll send you to anis' and you're not coming back here because you don't love us anymore and you want new mummy and daddy" sambung ayahanda lagi, "but that's alright because kakcik can always be our baby. she always love us and dont want new family"
Puteri bongsu dah sedih.
"i'm sorry mummy. i'm sorry daddy. i love you. i don't want new family anymore" puteri dah separuh menangis.
"ok.. you can stay here and be our baby" kata ayahanda. " kakcik! dont put baby's clothes in a bag. she's staying now"
"mummy.." puteri bongsu bisik kat bonda "i dont want new family. i just want to sleep over"
[Bonda: budok celiko.. kata ayahanda]
Salam Aidilfitri
Eyeshadow tu aper?
"hei! naper baby kaler baby punye eyes ni?"
bonda terperanjat tgk puteri bongsu dah kaler mata dgn magic color.
"it's bratz mummy. my friend said i don't look pretty when i dont wear this"
amboii.. budak terpengaruh ngan tv pandai plak menjawab.
"ye la tu. which friend? nanti mami tak bagi watch bratz baru tau"
bonda rasa mcm nak bg ceramah ajer.
"tasnim and anis said that"
"mana ada. anis pon said bratz yucky.. nanti magic color susah nak basuh tau?"
"it's easy.. when i take a bath, it's gone"
[Bonda: itula budak kecik takde worries langsung]
bonda terperanjat tgk puteri bongsu dah kaler mata dgn magic color.
"it's bratz mummy. my friend said i don't look pretty when i dont wear this"
amboii.. budak terpengaruh ngan tv pandai plak menjawab.
"ye la tu. which friend? nanti mami tak bagi watch bratz baru tau"
bonda rasa mcm nak bg ceramah ajer.
"tasnim and anis said that"
"mana ada. anis pon said bratz yucky.. nanti magic color susah nak basuh tau?"
"it's easy.. when i take a bath, it's gone"
[Bonda: itula budak kecik takde worries langsung]
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